Christmas is not here this I know
But it's time for us to start planning
Time to start buying toys and gifts
Before the kids get too demanding
Time to take advantage of
The midyear lull in sales
Spread your costs across six months
A budget that will never fail
So when Christmas is finally here
And all your friends credit cards our maxed
You'll be sitting around your swimming pool
Feeling very relaxed
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May the spirit of Christmas
Last now and forever
Filling us with peace and goodwill
And leaving us never
May the true meaning of Christmas
Settle within your soul
Celebrating Jesus' birth
And all the virtues he extolled
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At Christmas as angels rejoice
Fill your heart with good cheer
Because with the birth of Jesus
It tokk away all our fear
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If Santa came from L.A.
He'd be dressed in shirts and shorts
Keeping to the sunny climes
Playing water sports.
And if he came from New York City
He'd be dressed in all his garb
Wishing that he'd lost some weight
By eating far less carbs
But we all know he's from the North Pole
Satisfied with his size
Still fitting down the chimney tops
And from which he'd rise.
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If Santa was a rocker
He'd play with ZZ Top
With a beard down to his waistline
Where it finally makes a stop
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Christmas Card Verses
Christmas comes but once a year
But the spirit lasts all year long
With Seasons Greetings and Best Wishes
We hear about in song
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If only all the year was Christmas
We'd finally have peace on Earth
Everyday full of smiling people
Happiness and abundant mirth
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Every year it's rumoured
That Santa will come around
Bringing toys to all who are good
Fun and joy will abound
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On that first Christmas
Two thousand years ago
Jesus came into the world
So all the world would know
Emmanuel forever
Peace on Earth always
God's love for us all
UNtil the end of days
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Peace and joy and goodwill
Was the Lord's blessing to us
Peace and joy and goodwill
That feeling so rapturous
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If Santa was an Ozzie
He would perpetually surf
Forgoing his good and bad list
Full of cheer and mirth
Thank goodness he's from the North Pole
Where all the action is
Keeping an eye on all production
Of all the toys and all that biz
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AS we remember back 2000 years
And we give thanks for his coming
Each year at this time
As we await the second coming